“Going away to Spain: the Jane’s Addiction story.”

Post by **hydro** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:20 am

http://chickenburgersandbeer.blogspot.c ... oy-to.html

Yesterday, Martin Scorsese released his third rock & roll documentary, entitled “Going away to Spain: the Jane’s Addiction story.” The film treks through all 23 rocky years of the band’s existence in painstaking detail. Perry Farrell laments “man, there were a lot of highs, I mean a lot of highs, but there was also a lot of lows . . . all I can say was Martin was fair. He realized that life sometimes can be so flowers and sausages.”

Asked why the documentary was eight hours long, Scorsese said, “Jane’s Addiction was the quintessential band of this generation. Quintessential. They took the torch from Bowie and just ran with it, all the way to spain. Okay that joke was kinda gay. You’re gonna edit that out, right?” At the release, Scorsese was particularly ecstatic. “You, know, this completes my trilogy. I feel like freaking Peter Jackson. This is my Mount Rushmore. Wait, were their four heads or just three?”

While initially the film brought cheers, the crowd grew agitated after hour two. One angry fan said, “What a fucking joke. Hours 2-6 were just Scorcese playing guitar hero in some basement with Stephan Perkens passed out on the couch.”

Asked if in his old age, he was just living out childhood fantasies, Scorcese responded, “Go fuck yourself! You know whose in my five: Dylan, Richards, Jaggar, Farrell, and the guy whose gonna kick your ass! Yeah, that's right: attitude. Richards taught me that back in the 60's when we were on tour.” Scorcese then proceeded to give a round of high fives to the boys, bumbling down the street, ever now and then taking pit stops to play his air guitar

nestos · Post by **nestos** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:09 pm

I-I-I just can't believe it...

Post by **hydro** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:37 pm

iii cant either

,where did he release it to

creep · Post by **creep** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:13 pm

you guys are joking when you say you believe this right?

Post by **hydro** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:28 pm

creep wrote:you guys are joking when you say you believe this right?

I didnt say I believe it, I said I cant believe it.
since this is the only article ive found or first ive heard of this im thinking it must be a joke.but why would someone write this??
idk ive been confused about it all day

ive just been waiting for someone to tell me its not true, thanks creep

Jasper · Post by **Jasper** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:08 pm

hydro wrote:I didnt say I believe it, I said I cant believe it.
since this is the only article ive found or first ive heard of this im thinking it must be a joke.but why would someone write this??
idk ive been confused about it all day

Wow. Just....wow.

Post by **hydro** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:19 pm

owell all i can say for myself is it was 7am i had only been awake for about 5 mins so excuse me :Brabo:
fuck chicken burgers and beer

Post by **hydro** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:37 pm

Jasper wrote:
Wow. Just....wow.

i think ive been told this before.with this same look

those who know me love me though

zdilla · Post by **zdilla** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:47 pm

where'd u find that hydro...!!>.

jane's deserves a documentary like that..!!!..

dali · Post by **dali** » Thu May 01, 2008 12:29 am

We've now reached the point on the intraweb whereby if something is posted on a blog it MUST be true.

God help us all.

You've reached the end of the internet.
Please start over.

lol